Animal World: Odd couples
Tigre: You look awfully pale… I told you, sun bathing is good for our skin.
Albino: Sorry pal. I’m just preoccupied with my online writing job. Have you read my newly published article about “Hybrid Animals”?
Gee: Buster, I think Roger Rabbit has found a new friend.
Buster: I guess…it’s the in-thing nowadays. Look at Kitty, she too has finally met her “dream guy”.
Roger Rabbit: Skinny, have you heard what those two bastards are saying.
Skinny: Don’t mind them… they’re just young and restless.
Big Foot: Careful Raphael. watch your step, the log is a little bit greasy.
Raphael: Okay and thanks. But please, stop calling me Raphael… I’m Leonardo..
Curly: Hey young ones, Get lost! If ever I lay my paws on you, your parents will have a hard time recognizing your face.
Whitey: Cool down Papa… they’re just some silly kids.
Bird: Help!…help!… Will somebody stop what this punk is doing to my poor brother. Goliath, you are committing a big crime, killing an endangered species.
Goliath: Yell on top of your voice.. you bug. no one will ever hear you. And what is this “crime against endangered species”? Just the other day, I saw thousands of your kind hovering my island.
Colored One: We really are odd siblings, we have the same parents, but we aren’t that much similar.
Other One: Your mama fed you with lies. We only share the same mom; but not the same dad.
Goldie: Am I losing my mind, or am I looking at a weird mirror?
Rocky: Ha..ha..ha.. this is how you will look… 5 months from now…
Batman: Hey Robin, watch over the water, Penguin always spring some surprises.
Robin: Okay, partner..all is clear.. Penguin is cooling his head in the icy-cold water of the Arctic Ocean.
Cat: Congrats, Wolverine…we set a new Guinness World Record for the Most Friendliest Odd Couple.
Wolverine: Shut up! I was paid by some lousy people 1000 bucks to do that promotional gimmick.
